milk

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Sanctus@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh, right. The milk. The milk for Santa, the milk chosen specifically for Santa to drink. Santa's milk. That milk?

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Gotcha covered

Altofaltception@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (14 replies)

Wonder whose job it is to milk Santa

sbv@sh.itjust.works · 44 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mrs Claus?

Slovene@feddit.nl · 25 pts · 2y

Or one of the elfs when she has a headache.

standard_error@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Santa's a busy, modern man. He's probably got a breast pump he can use whilst working.

DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's only showing me a still image, but the comments imply there's a story here. Is there more?

Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Thanks! 13 thousand for one, dang! I'll stick with the auto blow for now I guess. Lol

Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The creature or something, I dunno.

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's knife guy

Adi2121@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or maybe the meat worm

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Meat worm guy 🪱

MBM@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y

Christmas guy 🪱

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Definitely not the reindeer. Last time they tried, it got everywhere. On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer...

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please refrain from milking the Santa. The Santa is in a committed relationship and Mrs. Santa would take the helpers and the entire North Pole if she found out.

teegus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

oh, i thought it was a the office reference

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

cum

mqs@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I feel like the original name is good enough, Unicum, the universal cum that everybody likes.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

No malk? How am I supposed to get my daily recommended source of vitamin R?

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Santa is coming to town :3

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Capitalism breeds innovation

mqs@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

ALavaPulsar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

I get they were going for a carton shape, but that looks basically impossible to clean.

fossphi@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Por que no los dos

badbytes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

In case Santa is bulimic?

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y

Santa survives all year on the calories he eats in a single day. Let the fat man be jolly.

gmtom@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

🤓

Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wait, I thought men could produce milk.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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