'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?'

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20 Comments

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (10 replies)

A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?

HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money

VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.

HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades

VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No chicken fucking in the champagne room.

AnonWyo@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

Evia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Says who?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

PHYSICS, DAMN IT!

Evia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Then you clearly haven't tried hard enough

pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Chicken loses job

Chicken is broke, chicken strips

Three seventy-nine

akincisor@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Good bot!

fne8w2ah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ah, dad jokes.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Behold! A man!

HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 2y

Only to Plato.

moistclump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.

improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?

Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

fuckin. what?

kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars