c/lemmyshitpost · by HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net · 2y'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' 595 points · 20 comments · view on lemmy.world
20 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
A chicken can't wear a G-string. Where do you stick the bills?
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 2y
Oh the pimp on roller skates handles the money
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I watched a porn movie once which had a pimp on roller skates in it. I cannot remember the name now.
HootinNHollerin@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 2y
That sounds awesome lol. My joke was referring to the car-hops at sonic that often are on skates or roller blades
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
There was a fake nazi in it too. The whole thing was wild.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who's always wearing roller skates
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
No chicken fucking in the champagne room.
AnonWyo@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
Evia@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Says who?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
PHYSICS, DAMN IT!
Evia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Then you clearly haven't tried hard enough
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y
Chicken loses job
Chicken is broke, chicken strips
Three seventy-nine
akincisor@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Good bot!
fne8w2ah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ah, dad jokes.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Behold! A man!
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 2y
Only to Plato.
moistclump@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I wish stripping was an option. Those girls seem fit and tough and put up with a lot of shit and can dance. I ain’t got shit on them no matter how broke I get no strip club it’s gonna hire me.
improbablypoopingrn@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Waiter: Maybe the chicken strips for $7?
Me: Maybe it does but that doesn't feed me
MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
fuckin. what?
kautau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
The chicken fell on hard times so has resulted to stripping, and you can see, and even eat the chicken strips for under 4 dollars