Check out that jawline

Piranhas are opportunistic little buggers. They probably won't try to bite you or any large live animal unless they're very hungry.

So it's totally safe to swim with us-I mean them.

On the right: my wife. The only thing missing is pork between her teeth.

Red eyes means evil

OMG why does this remind me of this old video? :-P

It's b/c 40 s in, the phrase: "Raw rhymes stronger than my jaw line when I spit a phrase"

Right side could be a shrimp. Of all the critters in my tank, the shrimp are the only ones that have investigated my fingers, eagerly once they realize I’m not a threat even.