I don't have a dick so I don't have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don't want to chat with randos if we're not at a party or something, much less when I'm pissing.
There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.
Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it's someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).
I've had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it's weird behavior. Not sure what's wrong with these people.
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crsu@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
VIPees only
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 2y
Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.
tiltinjimmy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 2y
I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.
jlh@lemmy.jlh.name · 23 pts · 2y
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
Penta@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
drbluefall@toast.ooo · 9 pts · 2y
DON'T WAIT! DON'T DELAY! DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 2y
Maybe someone had enough of the "people" who try to strike up conversations at the urinal
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
Lmao this is perfect
Lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 pts · 2y
Kek.
Ps: I don't
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
Wish lemmy comments supported videos so i can send one thats in video format
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y
I don't have a dick so I don't have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don't want to chat with randos if we're not at a party or something, much less when I'm pissing.
PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it's someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'd like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Into the balls for safe storage.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations
And sometimes it’s just weird people
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
I've had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it's weird behavior. Not sure what's wrong with these people.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Imma find you and do that to you.
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
😳
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
That's hilarious, but as someone with a bashful bladder, if someone did that to me my dick would recede into my kidneys, never to be seen again
Poggervania@kbin.social · 17 pts · 2y
Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.
Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
It looks like the right airport for that...
bcron@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
It's the 16th annual Larry Craig foot tapping invitational, hosted every year in a bathroom at MSP's Humphrey terminal
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 2y
HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
Hey stop making assumptions! It could be a shitting contest too!
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
KISSmyOS@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
Ah, you also on Shitbook?
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there