The sword in the dome

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psy32nd@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y (9 replies)
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Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 36 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hi, Whatever, I'm dad.

There was a duck at a local park that got shot by a "toy" crossbow and was walking around for a day or two slowly bleeding before someone took it to the local wildlife rescue.

I don't understand why some people just feel the need to do things like this.

Unless the gator popped up and surprised someone having a picnic, then I understand the stab, but I still feel bad it's just going around as a knife-based unicorn.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I saw a duck at a park once with an arrow (like, a hunting arrow rather than a toy) stuck in it. I tried to catch it to see if I could remove it; probably best that I couldn't since those barbed arrows do more damage coming out than going in. The duck really didn't seem bothered by it, but it was probably just trying to put on a good face.

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y

It's never a good idea to pull out a stabbing object, for the reason you mentioned, and the parts inside might be stemming blood flow. Even if you cut the arrow to pull it through neatly it wouldn't make a difference unless you were at a vet clinic that specializes in birds.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Duck face.

Techmaster@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Call me whatever

But I'm calling the alligator Knifey.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can't handle this.

Techmaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

"Who's throwing handles!?"

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Tried to think of something witty, but this just sucks.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

it's just an average tuesday for him

Sakychu@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom

jaybone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Strange Alligator should be a Sade song.

Cascio@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 2y (4 replies)

“Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses! Not some farcical aquatic ceremony!”

hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Look, if I proclaimed myself emperor, just because some moistened croc threw a sword at me, they’d put me away!

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Florida Republicans who have all the power: Help! I'm being repressed!

name_NULL111653@pawb.social · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Come see the injustice inherent in the system!

hydrashok@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Bloody peasant!

DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 2y (3 replies)

a lemmy post of a reddit post of a screengrab of a tweet.

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

A big repost sandwich to start the year!

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

Amamamamam...

blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Link aggregating site users perpetually surprised by aggregated links while feeling superior.

More news at 11.

wellee@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

How sad :(

Geert@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (7 replies)
verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (6 replies)

He will not fail to respond in our hour of need. It's your historical moment, @thekingoflorda@Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world!!!

Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Give me a sec, I’m riding a dolphin to Florida to complete this quest!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You're not in Florida? Are you ruling King Richard-style?

Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The king part is more aspirational, that's why I need the sword.

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Strange Alligators laying in ponds distributing knifes is no basis for a kingdom!

verity_kindle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

My liege! That is a rusty surplus store machete! Can you make do?

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I am here for this epic quest, future king!

Subverb@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Screw pulling it out. I want to know how it got there.

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

From the last person it ate...

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 2y

Florida Man.

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y

Do you though?

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

GTA 6 easter egg incoming

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

We should choose political leaders by throwing them in a lake with an alligator that has a knife in its head in it instead of elections. The first candidate who retrieves the knife and survives is the winner.

phoneymouse@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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Halosheep@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting

halfatank@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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