Whoa whoa, hang on a sec. When I pierce the olive, I eat it WITHOUT putting it in my mouth? Why am I surrounded by hundreds of pierced olives but I'm still hungry?
This is so confusing, I don't have any toothpicks so I must use a fork according to this, what am I supposed to do once I put the olive into my mouth? Just leave it there?
6 Comments
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 2y
Zero mention of putting the olives on your fingertips, doing jazz hands to ensure everyone sees what you have done and then eating them?
DosDude@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 2y
I did this, now there are olives on the floor. 10/10 would try again.
TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Whoa whoa, hang on a sec. When I pierce the olive, I eat it WITHOUT putting it in my mouth? Why am I surrounded by hundreds of pierced olives but I'm still hungry?
Time for Plan B.
Rosco@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
This is so confusing, I don't have any toothpicks so I must use a fork according to this, what am I supposed to do once I put the olive into my mouth? Just leave it there?
Lionel@endlesstalk.org · 5 pts · 2y
I believe you are intended to use the bony plates located within your mouth hole to begin the consumption process.
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
this is like some beauty pageant answer to things.
maybe not the winnable answer but still an answer.