c/memes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2yPushovers 825 points · 37 comments · view on lemmy.world
37 Comments
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 44 pts · 2y
A hot pepper will haunt you from the grave when, some time later, you scratch your eye or decide to rub one off.
littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Out*
If you're rubbing it off, please seek medical attention.
DEngineer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Don't kink shame.
littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
That's one terminal kink: removal of one's genitalia by vigorous friction? 🥹
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
On the other hand, "rub one out" is slang for a COMPLETELY different activity..
littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
whoosh
Kase@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm glad they said it tho, I didn't understand before reading their comment lol
littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
You didn't understand that the comment they're replying to (mine) implicitly states exactly that same slang term? Um.
Kase@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
No lol I'd just never heard the term 'rub one out' before. Their comment made me realize what it meant
littlebluespark@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Fair. 🤷🏼♂️🤪
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Why would you rub your eye off?
Also, Buc-ee's ghost pepper jerky is my addiction.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y
Kinky.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 39 pts · 2y
Pineapple: am I a joke to you?
undercrust@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 2y
The only fruit that'll eat you back
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Durian can get you in trouble with law enforcement in some parts of the world.
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 15 pts · 2y
They turn you blue?! 😱
hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 2y
No, that's cyan. Cyanogenic is an open-source mobile operating system used as an alternative to Android.
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
No, that's cyanogenmod, Cyanogenic is when you go into a cold storage unit meant to preserve your life.
SoonaPaana@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
No that's cryogenic. Cyanogenic is the small capsule that spies bite on when they are captured so that they can die quickly.
seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
No that's Cyanure. Cyanogenic is when your genes grow yellow hair and get all angry and super warriors or something
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Actually it's cryonic. Cryogenic is when you cool things to the point where they become superconductors. Pop culture often gets this wrong.
attofreak@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
it's nice to see elderberries have a hobby at their advanced age 😊
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Maybe that's what happened to Eiffel 65 or that moon Elvis was singing about!
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.
profoundninja@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
If durian was so scary, why is their meat delicious.
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
At a hotel I stayed in this summer
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y
With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.
Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.
TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y
The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y
Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Habanero face mask
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there's no tears.
MadBob@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 2y
There's a vegetable called the black salsify, which has a number of nicknames in different languages alluding to how much of a mess it makes when you cut it.
FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org · 6 pts · 2y
Uh...chili peppers?
Sacreblew@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Grapefruit can put up a bit of a fight.