Sorry lemmings, I’m already like a lurker to someone else

Purple shirt that reads:

Sorry Ladies
I’m already like
a brother to
someone else

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10 Comments

Sheeple@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I hope that shirt is ironic lol

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It might make me cringey, but I would have worn that, I think it's funny.

I'd also never wear it on a date, hanging out with a new relstionship, or around someone I'm actually interested in.

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So, if fate would have you encounter the lady you'd be instantly interested in and you happen to be wearing this shirt... You'd be shirtless in a blink?

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 14 pts · 2y

I'd be wearing it inside out very quickly.

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y

He's like superman. When he needs to charm a partner he quickly finds a phone booth spins around really fast and comes out in a different shirt!

javasux@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I bet a haircut would help with that predicament

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Good god I hope I never go bald on top. I hate haircuts so I just let it go, let it go…

kakes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

I told my wife that if I ever go bald on top, I'm just shaving it all. Not that I have anything against other people with that style (ie, my entire paternity), but it ain't for me.

hackris@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I appreciate he's reading a book.

Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Something, something name checks out.