Have you been injured? Call Gowron Law.

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charonn0@startrek.website · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I was framed for assassinating a politician and sent to Rura Penthe. Gowron got me $5,000!

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

$5,000

Surely you mean 5000 slips gold-pressed latinum?

charonn0@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's an extraordinary example of Hodgkin's Law of parallel planetary development that the Ferengi symbol for "bars of gold pressed latinum" is also the ancient Earth dollar sign.

RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y

Convenient!

dejected_warp_core@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

sent to Rura Penthe

I have good news and bad news for you.

The good news is: Since you now live at Rura Penthe, Gowron Law can represent you for your new Mesothelioma suit.

ArtVandelay@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

If you have been wrongly executed, please call 1-800-555-GOWRON

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

My ex filled the holodeck with Tribbles, leading to severe injuries of a sensitive nature by both holodeck malfunctions and the Tribbles.

An evil Lincoln was involved, though. Do I still have a case?

dejected_warp_core@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

Do I still have a case?

We actually have a class action suit for that very thing. Let me DM you the details.

shutz@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y

Gowron was killed while he was still chancellor. They're just using his image for advertising purposes, but you'll never get to meet him, and he won't go to court with/for you.

Ch'Pok had a more modest practice, but he'll represent you personally.

techno156@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y

My father was once falsely accused of being a bak'targ. Calling Gowron Law helped restore honour to my house. 35/9 great service.

dejected_warp_core@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

Transporter buffer imprisonment

This is a horrifying concept and you bet I would send a Klingon law team after someone for that.

Console explosion

Do they have experience/success with suing The Federation? I heard they recently added Borg parts to all their ships - seems reckless to me.