Lemmy right now

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23 Comments

PhotoshopHandsome@vlemmy.net · 25 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Methamphetabeans

Llamajockey@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y

You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

Llamajockey@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

Llamajockey@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 3y

You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!

BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y

Image Transcription:


[A person is shown holding a regular tip syringe attached to a blue 22G IV cannula against their forearm at a steep angle. The syringe plunger is drawn fully back, and the barrel of the syringe is filled with a mixture that appears to be baked beans. The cannula is not attached to a catheter or needle. The person has their finger against the tip of the plunger, as if preparing to press down]


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craftyindividual@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 3y (1 reply)

In Heinz sight, injecting beans was a dangerous idea ;)

BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

I fucking hate you take the upvote

aluminium@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Inhale the beans,

Exhale the beans,

Inject the beans into my bloodstream,

There are good beans,

And there are bad beans

Why has god abandoned us?

duke@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Too much blood in my beanstream

BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

You just made my night with that

jb007gd@lemmy.one · 3 pts · 3y

For whatever reason, the beans memes are when I was able to say "Lemmy is home now🥰"

BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

- Socrates, 398 BC

maxxxxpower@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y

-Michael Scott

JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Are you injecting or drawing?

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y

Yes

BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Injecting. They have one finger on the plunger, not two, so they can't be drawing (also a risky backwards way to draw)

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

How many millibeans is in that?

Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi · 3 pts · 3y

who in here getting baked

CyberBoy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)
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BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

If you or your loved one have ever injected beans into your bloodstream and died of bean overdose you may be entitled to financial compensation

BornVolcano@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Eh, it's going through life phases. Let it happen.

SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Careful bro, you're dangerously close to an overdose

Aninjanameddaryll@outpost.zeuslink.net · 2 pts · 3y

Whoa, whoa, we can't have effortposting like this, you'll screw the grading curve for the rest of us

viciousme@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 3y

me today