c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2y

Creamy centres

500 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world

29 Comments

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

skulblaka@startrek.website · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Isn't it obvious?

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's supposed to say ElBarto, but I'm guessing some of the characters won't show for you.

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to "a foot". But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

Thranduil@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Sounds like an SCP

Davel23@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.

rvdz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."

aaaa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't you even take the bones out?

Davel23@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!

partial_accumen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger

XTornado@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.

tabularasa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

But it's still a crab!

neonred@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nah they have gills, silly

neonred@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

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Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y

"This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."

cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Probably taste better than they currently do.