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c/theonion · by BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml · 2y

Aging Nu-Metal Fan Blasts “Click Click Boom” by Saliva to Get Pumped Up for Big Prostate Exam

https://thehardtimes.net/music/metal/aging-nu-metal-fan-blasts-click-click-boom-by-saliva-to-get-pumped-up-for-big-prostate-exam/

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11 Comments

shalafi@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)
  1. Set appointment with your doctor.
  2. Go to appointment.
  3. Accept IV full of white shit.
  4. Wake up stoned as balls
  5. SO drives you home.

Easy money.

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

For a prostate exam?

kogasa@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y

You don't normally get general anaesthesia for a prostate exam? Do you at least get the lollipop afterwards

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Wait a minute, You mean it's easy money for the doctor, right? Patients don't get paid for being patients.

roguetrick@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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BuddyTheBeefalo@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y

A better approach is to get familiar with your body.

Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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averagedrunk@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

My doctor has long fingernails and it's super uncomfortable when she starts wiggling all her fingers around.

Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
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downhomechunk@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y

All 10 of them?

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

I gotta get a twin monitor on a proper stand at least if I'm gonna get old on the internet I need luxury and style to do it

AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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BaddDadd@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's gotta get "hyped up" for his prostate exam? WTF?? Just go to your doctor's appointment, bend over, and take it like a man.

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

He has anxiety and is worried that the bleeding hemorrhoids are colorectal cancer.