Cross through customs coming back from Mexico exhausted at early o'clock, my brother looks over at me all serious as says
"Hey, quick, look shify!"
I hardly have enough to to process what he said before I'm standing in front of a border patrol agent think "How the hell am I supposed to not look shifty, great, I'm sure now I do".
Every single time I go through a security check point now I hear my brothers voice in my head and I just know I look guilty of something.
10 Comments
RembrandtQEinstein@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3y
Smeagol looking out for national security 🫡
AnActualFossil@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
Good old Transport Smeagol Administration.
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 3y
The worst part is the tiny layer of aluminum on the wrapper sets off the metal detector every time
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 3y
Must be a Singapore airport
Speckle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Thank you, this will always be in my head getting on a plane now making the whole thing funnier
Weirdfish@midwest.social · 5 pts · 3y
Cross through customs coming back from Mexico exhausted at early o'clock, my brother looks over at me all serious as says
"Hey, quick, look shify!"
I hardly have enough to to process what he said before I'm standing in front of a border patrol agent think "How the hell am I supposed to not look shifty, great, I'm sure now I do".
Every single time I go through a security check point now I hear my brothers voice in my head and I just know I look guilty of something.
Speckle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
It's fine, we're all guilty of something!
Weirdfish@midwest.social · 2 pts · 3y
Ok, true, but they don't need to know that.
aeternum@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
snake_case@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 3y
This is probably from the extended works, the one where smèagol worked as a TSA agent