xkcd 2879: Like This One

https://xkcd.com/2879/

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18 Comments

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 2y

I'm an anthropologist studying societal collapses like this one

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'm a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.

Zehzin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I'm a criminologist studying kidnappings like this one

cuerdo@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (4 replies)

But you didn't like it.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I was going to tell you a time travel joke.

somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Danger, danger close. Don't listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.

kometes@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y

Computer simulations, like this one.

OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Oooh I'm definitely gonna use this:

I'm a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Where alt text?

elbucho@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y (2 replies)

A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams'.

topnomi@kbin.social · -1 pts · 2y
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topnomi@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y

I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.

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csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 7 pts · 2y

I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!

topnomi@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.