Mite be a rule

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25 Comments

LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 44 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Normalize being a silly little guy, living on your face

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 50 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Done

Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Ambient Occlusionize being a silly little guy, living on your face.

CheesyFox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

lmao

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Are these the ones that explode because they have no anus

Slotos@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 2y

The don’t and they do.

Some myths are just clingier than a tick embedded in a hair follicle.

chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y

👉👈🐛

scytale@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

It's even doing the uwu hands.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 18 pts · 2y

Dude looks like he's trying to sell me a used lemon.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

☹️

x4740N@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

So do we commit genocide every time we wash our face

androogee@midwest.social · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Nah, you really need an army of nanites for that.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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psmgx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

NANOMACHINES, SON

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moistclump@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love Dex with my whole heart.

Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 7 pts · 2y

Samsung DeX

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

well that must be the baseline of loneliness because people are still lonely even with millions of those all over their faces

THE_ANON@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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GeoGio7@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

At least someone's getting some. Hell I'm even constipated

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Why does he have so many body parts? What is the purpose of all those body parts when he is so smol?

BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

he a cutie

nifty@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

And if they’re on your boobs, then you’re bosom buddies. Yaay!

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you zoom in more does he have mites living on his face too?

general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

Not mites but bacteria.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So how long does my buddy live? Something tells me I get a new set of friends every morning when I wake.

spaghetti_carbanana@krabb.org · 2 pts · 2y

Cool, cool, cool