c/unethicallifeprotips · by UprisingVoltage@feddit.it · 3yULPT: If you do office work and want to get some time for yourself, head to fakeupdate.net and enter fullscreen to simulate an endless windows update https://fakeupdate.net/Works for mobile too 128 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
OasissisaO@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 3y
I just slack off and anyone who has an issue can fuck off.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
How long have you been a CEO?
somethingspecial@kbin.social · 15 pts · 3y
I don’t even need that for an endless update or computer locked up scenario. My work-issued laptop has those features built in!
nsqn@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
*fakeupdate.net cannot be hold accountable if office is entirely outfitted with MacBooks or Linux devices.
Armaell@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Then collegues says: "Oh there's a windows update!" and try to do it too but can't find it.
Crickets
Vilian@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y
blame microsoft idk, it's probably gonna work
boredtortoise@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y
"Oh I think I postponed the last one"
UprisingVoltage@feddit.it · 5 pts · 3y
I've never met a soul eager to update windows
Vertelleus@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Please tell me it sits at 100% forever!
UprisingVoltage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 3y
I don't know, I never used it "seriously"
x4740N@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Should also do some large file write operation in the background of the device has a hard drive activity light
SloppyPuppy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Hey boss i couldnt finish that report its been updating for 3 hours now, see?
Sloppypuppy, you have a mac…
Ohh fuck
SeekPie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
On the website there are MacOS updates too
ggnoredo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 3y
we don't use windows
Vilian@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
just put a fullscreen png of kernel panic lol
ch1cken@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
lol
nolanarenado@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 360d
What do you think about this fake broken screen prank too?