You can't possibly listen to a book while doing a heavy barbell squat
I mean you could hear the words or whatever audio is coming out - but in the moment of lifting you'll be focused on not allowing the weight to crush your body and instead to lift it and control it because you're such a animal beast like creature who's sole focus is to engorge your muscles with blood and lift heavy objects.
18 Comments
PabloPicasshole@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 3y
I can’t wait to wear my Apple Vision Pro while puking my brains out.
Hyggyldy@kbin.social · 20 pts · 3y
They'll give you targets to hit with your vom.
TheCookieButter@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y
I just hope they accurately display the pain in your virtual eyes.
Ketchup@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 3y
Can’t wait for stereoscopic POV shot for an accurate depth perception of the projectile spray !
P.s. How’d you stash away 3500 already. Oh yeah, ain’t nothing but the cost of half a months rent in 2024
The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 3y
Commenting while vomiting right now. Food poisoning fucking sucks.
wheresmypillow@lemmy.one · 20 pts · 3y
Proof that god has lost.
Hopps@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
It got me yesterday too man, still recovering. I was zen'd out of my mind.
tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 3y
How is that the "true zen state" when I vomit I feel like the most miserable being on the universe
madnessman@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 19 pts · 3y
Well at least your not looking at your phone! ;)
Nanomerce@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
because you are focused on nothing but misery I suppose
treefrog@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
eldopgergan@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
Using a phone when puking seems like a new tiktok trend
Anti_Weeb_Penguin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Vomiting is a zen state unless you are emetophobic :(
Silverstrings@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y
This take is absolutely deranged and exactly the sort of thing I like to see here.
Djangofett@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 3y
Nah this is false. Ya'll should try doing a heavy barbell squat or deadlift.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Yeah but I’m probably listening to a book
Djangofett@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 3y
You can't possibly listen to a book while doing a heavy barbell squat
I mean you could hear the words or whatever audio is coming out - but in the moment of lifting you'll be focused on not allowing the weight to crush your body and instead to lift it and control it because you're such a animal beast like creature who's sole focus is to engorge your muscles with blood and lift heavy objects.
Zrybew@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
WTF did I just read
vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
Murder Bryan be on his phone when he's puking.