Im mean seriously, Snickers bars dont fluctuate

432 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world

11 Comments

KpntAutismus@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (7 replies)

the speculative gas prices need to go.

calculate the price, and then a reasonable profit margin on top of that. i don't wanna tune ito the "stock market of consumable goods" everytime my car runs out.

cmac@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Just stock up on gasoline futures when they're cheap, then trade them in at the pump when you need it. Then you never have to worry again!

KpntAutismus@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i'm gonna meed you to explain. this is probably not a thing in germany.

KnitWit@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They were being facetious and pretending your average person could just buy gas the same way that oil barrel speculation works, almost like buying vouchers. It was a pretty good one so I don’t want them to have to explain the joke haha.

robotica@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Actually, where I live there is (or at least was) a business that allowed you to buy something akin to "gasoline futures", basically you could just buy X liters of gas or diesel and then use them up overtime using a client card or something like that. Not too sure how it worked, forgot the name too.

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The problem is that for most of the world, we’re kinda dependent on Saudi Arabia and Russia to do that

teamevil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
[ removed ]
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Biggest producer, but it’s largely for internal demand if I’m not mistaken. Besides, if you restricted exports, it would raise prices even more for everyone else

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don't believe that's really Charlie Kirk.

His face is too big.

LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network · 3 pts · 2y

Damn corporate shrinkflating Charlie's head on us.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Also, bc it’s kinda funny and there was no punching down.

Dangdoggo@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

Just had a Sneepo Bar from Egypt the other day and it is basically a snickers bar except like really, extremely fucking good (it's like actual nougat in there boys) and now all I want is more Sneepo.

teamevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
[ removed ]