Cue Baulders Gate dice roll
Insight check: 18.
You are able to tell that God was lying.
Failed: After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum. You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.
Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.
Make a constitution roll.
Save failed. You now live for 60 years instead of 2000. Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
I heard it was patented Smartfood™
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WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Cue Baulders Gate dice roll
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Insight check: 18.
You are able to tell that God was lying.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Failed:
After trying to kill multiple innocent people while gambling with his right hand angel, God drowns all of humanity during a temper tantrum.
You find yourself on a ship filled with one family and two of each animal.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Unfortunately, you have been chosen to host all the parasites and diseases so they will survive the flood.
Make a constitution roll.
WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Save failed.
You now live for 60 years instead of 2000.
Oh, and heavens gates are now closed.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Well that certainly seems like a proportionate punishment for eating some fruit.
BugleFingers@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I heard it was patented Smartfood™
Coasting0942@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 2y
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TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y