Squadrule

381 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

TheFriar@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y

My squad is me and my cat.

And she’s never paid income tax in her life.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You guys have squads?

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Online... Mostly....

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hell yeah walking disaster

averagedrunk@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

I'm chaos grandpa in one and tax evader in a different one.

rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

I like to imagine that I'm the chaos grandpa. It doesn't take much for me to accept a dare, especially from my tax evader friend

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Looks at list

Well, I'm not gay, definitely can't be cottagecore, I'm not a grandfather, can't stand weed. I'm not short, I'm not skinny, I'm not into horses nor am I a girl.

Ah, fuck.

Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

IRS would like to know your location

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah, I'm a bear, but I'm also tall. So I just barely miss on 2 of them.

xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 2y

Chaos grandpa sounds kinda awesome.

trucy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Boromir wouldn't evade taxes, he'd gladly pay them to help his people.

dudinax@programming.dev · 9 pts · 2y

Boromir collects taxes.

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah. I feel like they could have picked someone better for that. Like his dad would have been a better pick. Even if he was the king. I could see Wormtongue avoiding taxes, but in a really scummy way. But I don't think Boromir would be the best pick.

rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y
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BloodSlut@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

i am all of these people

HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You are your own squad, and everyone else us just there to hang out with the squad.