The Slime

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21 Comments

nascent@lemm.ee · 60 pts · 2y

Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams

pipe01@programming.dev · 43 pts · 2y (8 replies)

I'm afraid to ask

the_third@feddit.de · 92 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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match@pawb.social · 45 pts · 2y (2 replies)

it also correlates with when you might want to wear sexier underwear, so really the lingerie industry has no idea what it's doing

prongs@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 2y

Seems like they know exactly what they're doing

olafurp@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

It's called planned obsolescence

DessertStorms@kbin.social · 56 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No need to be, it's perfectly natural
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/vaginal-discharge/

miseducator@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not according to Ben Shapiro's doctor wife!

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y

Ben Shapiro should, hypothetically, shut the fuck up.

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 2y

Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it's a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it's not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 2y (10 replies)

I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...

Shou@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

You don't have a choice.

flicker@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Honestly... they're pretty gross.

alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -1 pts · 2y (7 replies)

People with uterus ≠ girls

Slovene@feddit.nl · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.

Raxiel@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

And in conservative America they're called Ourteruses

nixcamic@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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alx@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

unbelievable. Are you actually saying that since trans people are a minority, they should simply be erased? On a community hosted by Blahaj?

nixcamic@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
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Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

No no I'm pretty sure it's intersex persons, either way may the ban hammer be just

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 2 pts · 2y
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asa44@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

Omg hai!!!!!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 5 pts · 2y

I'm a fan of the slime. 🤤

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Like a downstairs sneeze, right?

nick@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.

Oh well TIL.