If Twitter had existed while Emily Dickinson was alive, she would have been an absolute shitlord with millions of followers

I would religiously follow Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker would have drunk tweeted from dinner parties savagely taking down all the other guests.

I mean with a surname like Wilde he was destined to be a wild one.

Not too be too pedantic but this is the full, accurate quote from Prejudices: Second Series, "Explanations exist; they have existed for all time; there is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong."