c/lemmyshitpost · by sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 2yWould you fuck an entire woman? NSFW-19 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 14 pts · 2y
I'll give it a try if she's up for it. I can't see either of us getting much pleasure from e.g. knee fucking however so I think we'll probably end up sticking to the usual 30% or so.
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
Nice humblebrag.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
Yeah?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
What's the maximum percentage of a woman you would make love to? Like what's your threshold?
_Sprite@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
do you have amputees chained up in your basement or something
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Would you fuck an entire amputee?
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
They deserve love and would never lay a hand on you or walk out on you.
_Sprite@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'd give it a college try but if we're talking basically a chicken nugget of a human I don't think I'd have the heart to do it
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
you... don't?
BaddDadd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Not amputees yet, that's what he's asking about.
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
give me a list of whats included in the 100% and is it possible to go beyond 100?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Everything is in the 100% (and I mean everything).
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
what about stuff like the air someone blows, does that count on the 100%?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Yeah sure
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
how can one fuck air?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y
My dick's too big to fit in the pores so I couldn't fuck all of her.
robocall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
yes!
pipows@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
What the fuck
ivanafterall@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y
What the hell am I supposed to do with an entire woman?
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Fuck her!
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I think we're getting exactly the amount of intelligence here that is to be expected of a Sentient Loom.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I guess on Lemmy "shitpost" really means "normie memes" !
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
See?