Q-TIP DELEGATION: False Advice

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Madrigal@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (7 replies)

If we’re not supposed to stick them in there, why does doing so feel so damned good?

Beelzebob@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (3 replies)

To test young baptist couples.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Me: "I consent."

Q-Tip: "I consent."

Jesus: "I don't."

Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Oh right, Stamets. Hey Stamets, wanna help me jam some Qtips someplace fun?

dm_me_your_boobs@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Make sure there's enough room for Jesus between you and your girlfriend.

fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It always makes me feel relaxed and sleepy for some reason

Steve@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y

Did momma clean your ears before bedtime?

eran_morad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Nahaelem@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So what the fuck are we supposed to used them for ?

teft@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Beelzebob@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

I mean, they asked.

jawa21@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love how specific that is.

jawa21@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y

I have it around because I made a post with it, which inspired the whole Q-Tups thing. Can't remember if it was negativenull or ummmthatguy that drew inspiration from it and made something way better.