Honestly MVP play. Found a solution to prevent work stoppage until the issue could be addressed more efficiently. Have to admit I see no problem with this.
"Lead Generation" hit me. I've had meetings scheduled with sales people specifically HP help them sift through which leads were bullshit stat-boosters.
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MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 32 pts · 2y
As a backend developer, I have no idea what this comic is talking about. Go ask front end if they changed anything. /s
Edit: "It's probably a network thing."
elvith@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y
It's probably DNS. It's always DNS. It was DNS.
Whitebrow@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Operations. Too real.
RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 2y
Honestly MVP play. Found a solution to prevent work stoppage until the issue could be addressed more efficiently. Have to admit I see no problem with this.
merc@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
Project manager should be:
Lightbulb is not working.
Ticket says lightbulb is broken.
Breaks lightbulb so ticket is accurate.
coloredgrayscale@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y
Why is marketing telling that dark is the new light? They can't sell anything that way.
You should upgrade to a WLAN AI powered IOT SMART RGB LED you can control with their smartphone app from anywhere in the world.
Apparantly being a full stack dev now includes fixing marketing too...
worldsayshi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Well it is full stack dev not most of the stack dev.
git gud .
Bassman1805@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"Lead Generation" hit me. I've had meetings scheduled with sales people specifically HP help them sift through which leads were bullshit stat-boosters.
GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The Project Manager and Content Marketing ones got me. Spot on with past experience, 100% 😝