c/shittylifeprotips · by pfannkuchen_gesicht@lemmy.one · 3y

SLPT: A spoonful of Plutonium will give you enough energy for the rest of your life

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3 Comments

dystop@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

I hear polonium is pretty good as well.

gvasco@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 3y

And afterlife!

DreamCatcher@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Somewhat correct! The next hour you have the most energy ever in your body.