c/memes · by Incendiro@discuss.tchncs.de · 3yHow to win in court 355 points · 4 comments · view on lemmy.world
4 Comments
turddle@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y
Due to the FACTS, the case is closed
zach@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Your honor, my client said he was deadass
MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.one · 8 pts · 3y
Judge: It's 'weren't' not 'wasn't' ya noob.
Lawyer: Sorry.
Judge: Now write it a hundred times.