c/lemmyshitpost · by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2y

Feel the bass

406 points · 34 comments · view on lemmy.world

34 Comments

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

synae@lemmy.sdf.org · 32 pts · 2y

It's a sad day when shitposters don't recognize a classic copypasta

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:

I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”

moog@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I had these speakers when I was a kid! They actually sounded pretty good in my memory.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah, they sounded pretty great. I think they still sell them.

lud@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Apparently they do still sell them or rather a newer revision.

https://www.harmankardon.com/home-audio/HKSOUNDSTICK4WHTAM.html

While I think the original design is pretty ugly It's still kinda cool. The fourth revision is just very ugly.

Maybe they look better in person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi · 1 pts · 2y

This looks like one of those automatic fleshlights

AreaKode@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

But does it make you a chess master?

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I laughed too loud at this and now I'm trying to not explain this to the in-laws

OpenStars@startrek.website · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hrm, maybe they would be into it, you never know...? :-P

Oh I get you - you literally don't want to find out if they are! :-D

kamenlady@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Picturing Archer in the bathtub with Lana's parents.

Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

To be honest, that is exactly what crossed my mind 😂. Like, fuck, I'd try it 😂.

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I would say it would be a lot like the time I fell in the inner tube I was riding on the water.

Poo poo.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Damn, he's really enjoying it, you can tell.

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It’s dubstep.

CaptainDongus@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y

So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.

You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.

yukichigai@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Also cheat during chess championships!

Halvdan@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 2y

I'm very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

kaipulla@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Feel the bass up your ass.

noxy@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd try it.

Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

I’m first in line

Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

C'mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!

Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Link? Sauce? Link tho?

Buffalobuffalo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y

Yeah I mean, I'm not not interested