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Cookie Monster is excited to eat a massive cookie. Elmo is very excited and is cheering Cookie Monster. There is a man who is shocked and may be trying to get Cookie Monster not to eat the cookie.
Text underneath: Elmo encouraged Cookie Monster to eat the cookie laced with 5,000,000 mg of THC. Cookie Monster didn't know the cookie was laced with THC. Elmo is a dick.
9 Comments
dditty@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
5,000,000 mgs is ~11 lbs of weed
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 2y
Worse, it's 11 lbs of pure THC. Most pot is about 20% THC by weight from what I could find online, so that cookie has the equivalent of about 55 lbs of weed.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 8 pts · 2y
I truly appreciate that the math was done on this. We all truly get to appreciate the absurdly high number that 5,000,000 THC is.
qqw@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
That's a dense cookie!
tryptaminev@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y
or a good extraction method
anonymouse@lemmings.world · 13 pts · 2y
He'll be fine. Most of the cookie ended up in crumbs on the ground around him.
otter@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 2y
The ants meanwhile...
Obligatory 'Spiders on Drugs' video from 17 years ago: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
Ah, a classic.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's not a marijuana cookie. It's a pillow.