Why don't zombies eat kids dressed as ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet!

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6 Comments

sillypuddy@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 3y

Cannibals say clowns taste funny.

Kutsuya@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Aw sheet

Speckle@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

The sheet has really hit the fan

BendyLemmy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

Comedians taste funny too.

JesusTheCarpenter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

If you are not a native English speaker it's even more funny both also more confusing as shit and sheet sound so similar.

aqua@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Amazing