i hate myself.

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4 Comments

Asafum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

I only just learned that I, a 37 year old factory worker, sound like Steve fucking Urkel...

I wanted to rip my vocal chords out and stomp on them. I still do as a matter of fact lol

queermunist@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Consider voice training 😉

PugJesus@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Me speaking in my head: [moderate accent, slightly refined tone, shortened word ends]

Me recorded: [incomprehensible and unidentifiable dialect, marbles in mouth muttering, straight up miss half of every word I speak]

Guess I'll never speak again =")

newIdentity@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y

Don't worry. You don't actually sound like that