>i work as a waiter
>lady walks in by herself
>throws back 2 shots of tequila
>then 2 shots of vodka
>Me:"Any plans after this?"
>Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my
break"
>takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves
Holy mother of based
Anon tightly groups her shots
17 Comments
gaael@lemmy.world · 158 pts · 2y
Based ? Alcoholism isn't based, it's fucking hard and sad.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 2y
Your assessment has been quantitatively determined to be based. You may collect your congratulatory basic solution at any qualifying radio shack location.
SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
Basic solution..
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y
While Ph of ethanol is 7.33 (near neutral), it seems most alcoholic drinks are actually acidic, and not basic.
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Some people add things to wine during the wine making process to make the wine more acidic.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
The lower will always envy the upper.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · -3 pts · 2y
Lmao
TigrisMorte@kbin.social · -10 pts · 2y
Look up words before you use them.
000@fuck.markets · 7 pts · 2y
Look, words!
Rognaut@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y
Holy mother of alcoholism
DrPop@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
My union says I can have two drinks on my lunch break off of work premises. For drinks, girl must have a strong unions or weak will.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Or a really shite job
psud@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Or she's an alcoholic, who ran out of their "at work" bottle
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
That’s to get rid of the shakes.
Take her home between shots twelve and fifteen and send her home before she gets to twenty-six because then it gets messy.
Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Ahhh, a fellow stick your dick in crazy enthusiast. Lemmy is starting to have it all.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
The unhinged ones are the best.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Although four is pushing it. The waiter/waitresses from the place down the block would often walk into a bar I frequented and throw back a couple on their break.
reflex@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y