c/lemmyshitpost · by 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2yNO, GOD, PLEASE, NO, DON'T!!! NSFW204 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
7u5k3n@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y
Alexa, how do I delete someone else's post?
eldritch_lich@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
It's a terrible day to have eyes
beckerist@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Sheeple@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Please delete my memories
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Everyone talks about the right to be forgotten, no one talks about the right to forget
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
Let's hope this kid doesn't break his arms when he's older
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 2y
There was a story about that
kaishi@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
I'm gonna need an elaboration. What?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Reddit post about a dude who broke his arms and ended up blowing loads in his mom.
kaishi@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Hah okay yeah I remember that thread now. That was... 12 years ago?? Time flies.
Asudox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
what? what kind of fucked up shit is that?
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Verified by the mods too
(Not even joking. Seek it out if you dare)
melooone@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
I was curious so I looked it up. OP's account seems to be deleted so I found it here.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The guy’s dad would very enthusiastically take his sloppy seconds after he creampied his mom.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 2y
Weird take i know, but this is surely an evolutionary advantage, because it incentivizes mothers to feed their children lmao
EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de · 67 pts · 2y
Idk most mothers I know just don't want their babies to die. Even without sexual stimulation
Norgur@kbin.social · 24 pts · 2y
Almost as if we have this overwhelming programming to keep our children alive at all costs... curious that.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Even if we have to cum in order to do it.
norbert@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
We don't have to but it makes having the kids more enjoyable
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y
It's nature's failsafe 🤷.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
"daaaad, mom is horny again! why does it always have to be me to suck her tits? THIS IS WHY I SUCK COCK, FOR SPITE! fucking weirdos." -a 20something kid
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
lol 🤣🤣🤣
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
My dad used to do this to me too
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Your dad was one hell of a guy 💪.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I'm a sick piece of shit but even this is too much for me.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
Mango@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Pedophilia but in a form someone thinks is ok to post in their social media.
blackouttripleseven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
wtf
steakmeout@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Oh cool are we posting decade old content to scare ourselves?
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
"you couldn't waterboard this out of me"