Antibug spray in Russia: "Saves Russian blood from NATO mosquitoes"

That’s a movie script in the making. Let’s get Ridley Scott. Tom Arnold can lead. Trent Reznor can score. And we need spider, a really big spider

I guess we can shut down the biolabs. The weapon to surpass Metal Gear has been nullified.

It’s hilarious. And I bet it attracts mosquitoes instead.

Why does the text not curve?