Milk

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20 Comments

Trex202@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (6 replies)

How would one unzip the milk?

poppy@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I feel like powdered milk would be a better analogy.

rustyricotta@lemmy.ml · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nah, it's just an incredibly lossy compression

Milk.mp3

Cheese is a one way hash.

Deceptichum@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There’s gotta be a whey.

That pun is a little too cheesy for my tastes.

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

You wouldn't download a cow...

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck you, yes I-
Wait.

*googles the size of a cow*

You're right. I wouldn't.

Aww why not? Size of a Cow is a pretty good song.

oce@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y

yay cowsay

ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Would a pregnant cow be a server?

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Feeding the cow hay is the equivalent of 'seeding'

Bonehead@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I'm pretty sure "seeding" the cow has nothing to do with food. They don't just produce milk for no reason...

I got this 👀 edit: just to juxtapose two emojis and ruin them for you for life 🐄 👀

..... so do we also have to impregnate the cow and massage her nipples too?

Why buy the milk when you can download the cow for free?

Some torrent are the steak instead.

Michael717@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Go get the trojan ~~horse~~cow."

Fetcher la vache.