c/comicstrips · by sundray@lemmus.org · 2ySentient vacuum cleaners? Haircut Practice by Adam Koford for January 22, 2024 683 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
tiramichu@lemm.ee · 77 pts · 2y
They vacuum ONE ROOM per year. It's nearly a decade for the full house!
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz · 38 pts · 2y
Your house has more than 5 rooms?
QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y
Define rooms.
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Places separated by walls, what else?
QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
K, then I got 7 since that means bathrooms and closets count
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
You don't count them by default?
QuinceDaPence@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
You were surprised by 5 but even my 800sqft house has more
crony@lemmy.cronyakatsuki.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
My house literally has 2 bedrooms, kitchen/living room , bathroom and a pantry.
4 of us live in it.
Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
You guys have houses?
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
No.
CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
You guys have senses to perceive said house?
OpenStars@startrek.website · 42 pts · 2y
... you guys vacuum? :-P
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
isn't that what the roomba is for? i'm confused /s
OpenStars@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
Ngl you had us in that first half... :-P
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 2y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
It's a living...
Emerald@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Whoever drew this I'm going to need to speak with you after class, this is unacceptable /s
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
NovaPrime@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 2y
I imagine it would be somewhat like coming to on the elevator in Severance. The vacuum would be your innie experience with zero concept of the world outside.
roawre@feddit.ch · 10 pts · 2y
Yeah right ? It vacuum , then blackout, then vacuum again indefinitely. Time is irrelevant
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 2y
You're already halfway to the plot of "The Brave Little Toaster."
someguy3@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
If you hate vacuuming get a Roomba. Lifesaver.
chaogomu@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
A lifesaver until the Roomba becomes sentient. Then it's robot ankle apocalypse.
palordrolap@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
I am a borderline hoarder. I don't think a robot vacuum cleaner is going to cut it.
Poggervania@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Now imagine how horrifying this sketch would be if vacuums were sentient
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
iAvicenna@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
seems more like one of the rooms each year
key@lemmy.keychat.org · 4 pts · 2y
Yet another problem solved by batteries! That way they're asleep for the violent part.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
This feels like an interdimensional Peanuts cartoon