I wish I were him

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15 Comments

Haphe@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y (1 reply)

He’s bad to the bone

ivanafterall@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

He gets all the bitches

dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Drink of choice? Water. Preferably from a hose or dirty puddle, in that order.

maxxxxpower@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You forgot toilet water. Delicacy for them.

xavier666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y

Toilet water. Stirred, not shaken

Spitfire@pawb.social · 7 pts · 3y

You can never expect to match that level of cool.

HelluvaKick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Real VA-11 Hall-A Cyberpunk Bartender vibes here

PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Rad shiba's less rad cousin.

MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y

That must be their Seeing Eye Human

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 3y

The Wolf from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

KrapKake@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Brian irl.

doppelgangmember@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

He could pull yo bitch (female dog meaning) anyday

zephyr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

/c/animalsbeingderps

zen_symian@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 1 pts · 3y

ladies buy HIM drinks

Foggyfroggy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Deal with it