4096 beans. If this post gets 4096 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans

Bold of you to assume there are 4096 of us here.

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Do we really need more beans? If we keep this going there won't be enough beans in the world to serve lemmings craze for beans

In the future this will be the measure of a social network's active userbase. The Bean Count.

I would say I can't see 8192 happening, but I said the same thing about 4096 and I was wrong, so who knows.

We are reaching bean overdrive, and I say that is enough. Updoot if you want this thread locked and buried in the ground, like beans.