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M E S T U R B A T

They forgot scratching the bumhole and sniffing fingers. Bonus points if its not your own.

1. Do not pat the moose.
2. That's a Djembe not a bongo.
3. This is fine.
4. Be careful.

Meese are grumpy fuckers. they'll stomp you in a second. Maybe don't pet the moose.