Self-propelled multipurpose couch "EXPERT"

  • Crew: 1-6 strategists

(or 8 if not too fat)

  • TOP SECRET!

Fuel tank

24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

Air bag[safety pillow]

Optical caterpillars

Provide speed up to 100Mbps

Teflon seat for couch driver

Protects pillow from combusting

Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

Missle silo cover

Three couch-internet missles

Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Expert-M comes with a stealthy wall carpet. Some consider that mod an essential option.