All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
"A lemon isn't naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"
15 Comments
Voyajer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
argh_another_username@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 2y
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 2y
NO SAFETY
SMOKING FIRST
paddirn@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
When light life them on gives fire you lemons
mattd@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
You silly lemons
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
FIRE YOU LEMONS
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
But only when light life them on gives.
Fixbeat@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 2y
Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 2y
I'm Gonna Have My Lab Boys Invent A Combustible Lemon That Burns Your House Down.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
The memes I appreciate most are ones that are a reply to a comment and not a post in and of themselves.
registrert@lemmy.sambands.net · 1 pts · 2y
Citrus peel ejects flammable liquids when squeezed. Orange are the best, it looks like small droplets that goes pop and fizz.
Lmaydev@programming.dev · 6 pts · 2y
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
"Jobu, you no help me now... I say 'fuck you Jobu,' I do it myself."
faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
"A lemon isn't naturally ocurring and is a hybrid by cross-breeding a bitter orange and a citron! Which means: Life never gave us lemons, WE INVENTED THEM ALL BY OURSELVES!"
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
I could swear Ive heard this on a standup show or a tweet or somewhere, just can't remember where