I got diagnosed with a condition in which I can’t stop making airport puns

doctors say it’s terminal

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10 Comments

Motavader@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 3y (3 replies)

That joke is awfully plane

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I think it landed

KingGordon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y

I think thats the yoke.

Skrewzem@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y

There was some turbulence on delivery

MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

I think we let this thread runway too far.

MajorHavoc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

I had the same problem, and I tried an experimental drug pilot. The doctor explained the attendant risks in crewed terms, but I suspect I'm in the placebo control...tower.

LateToTheCuttingEdge@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y

That's a first class joke. I could use a coach like you to help me keep people in their seats and not heading towards the emergency exits!

patchw3rk@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y

slow flaps

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I'm flying tomorrow, gonna drop this one on the family for sure!

WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi · 2 pts · 3y

I tell people about linux, I use arch btw, the terminal is very powerful.