Allow me to introduce myself

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29 Comments

PugJesus@kbin.social · 63 pts · 2y (6 replies)

You must be licking some damn good pennies

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Just make sure you don't get any ass pennies.

KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)
tamal3@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I want to click this link but I'm worried about doing so.

KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Well I guess you'll just miss out on the key to success then

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threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 2y

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country"

:(

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2y (4 replies)

OP is a Pepsi-loving freak of nature

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He's clearly a fan of that front-porch carpet flavor with a hint of citrus and cigarette smoke.

RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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RealFknNito@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Savage, but fair...

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
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sxan@midwest.social · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I want them to start selling the original original Coke, not that newfangled crap they introduced in 1900.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

"Next, I'm gonna put the coke back in Coca-Cola" -Elon Musk

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Fuck, I'd pay to watch that... It'd be like Hitler all jacked up and stimming while he watched the Olympics

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Funny you mention that cause it's though hitler actually took drugs throughout his life, including during the Olympics.

Toes@ani.social · 11 pts · 2y (11 replies)

I was expecting the punchline to be Guinness.

MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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HopingForBetter@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Don't forget the urine.

Revan343@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

That's the solvent for the bread

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Burnt bread

variants@possumpat.io · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I always thought I didn't like beer until I tried a black and tan at a work event and realized Guinness was amazing and all the beer I had tried growing up was terrible

Toes@ani.social · 3 pts · 2y

Yeah I tend to go for a stout or red ale myself.

Whirlgirl9@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I discovered a few years ago that Milk Stout is the nectar of the gods and I have a very difficult time finding it anywhere.

variants@possumpat.io · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've been curious about the stouts with lactose or whatever but I don't want to risk getting the runs

Whirlgirl9@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y

could you take lactaid first? would that help? because it's worth it lol :D

zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Three words: Double. Chocolate. Stout.

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Or Kilkenny. I love it but it does taste like straight up pennies.

darcy@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

This comment serves no purpose and should be ignored

notabot@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

That's an excellent description, I could really taate it. Now I'm thirsty.

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

If you want something that tastes like pennies, try Brio. I like it. I doubt anyone else here will.

NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y

"...I'm a man of wealth and taste..."