play stupid games

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35 Comments

Hotdogman@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 2y

This is what you're talking about, right?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y

I'll be the first to mention "yeast infection" too. now you don't have to.

superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

ryan213@lemmy.ca · 32 pts · 2y

Once I find it, I'll let you know, buddy!

bellly@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 2y

What about those mini ones

CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

Hey I can fit two!!

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How else do you store your donuts?

bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 2y

I store them in my stomach

detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

damn i ain't got shit on that

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

You should shower if you have shit on it.

Gallardo994@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y

1 donut

out of cock

Duranie@literature.cafe · 19 pts · 2y

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

Ratulf@feddit.de · 16 pts · 2y

Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

Dasnap@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Tower of Bagel.

ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Where's the image from?

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 2y (1 reply)

idk I only watch hentai

xavier666@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

🗿

TheEntity@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Looks like My Dress-Up Darling.

poppy@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

confirming. Definitely Marin from My Dress-Up Darling.

AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (15 replies)

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut

kewwwi@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

Starkstruck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

fr thank you, I hadn't seen that meme

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y (9 replies)
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lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I'm in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn't use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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zzx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Pretty sure I could fit like... Two... And I think I'm bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You'd need like, a 10 inch cock

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

zzx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shit bro, you did the analysis... Can't argue with results like that

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

It's why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I... would measure it, but I'm out of donuts. I'll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

white_shotgun@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
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robocall@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

Yeast donuts only