International Court of Justice rules that Israel must bomb civilians more humanely

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2024/01/international-court-of-justice-rules-that-israel-must-bomb-civilians-more-humanely/

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BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wrap it up folks, no more schools and hospitals. We're only bombing daycares and libraries now

jol@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 2y

But not during nap time, that's inhumane.

xeekei@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

I can already hear the librarian's angry "schhh!".

zabadoh@ani.social · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Not The Onion? It's a parody article, but it's effectively accurate about what the ICJ said.

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 2y

When people are used to euphemisms, sometimes the best parody is just a description of the truth in plain language.

Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y

Now here's a stance that Canada can get behind! Thanks The Beaverton! -Trudeau and Joly.

firecat@kbin.social · -17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Let’s bomb the International Court of Justice and see how they like it.

agent_flounder@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Took a big bite? 🧅