I know most people aren't as lucky but I like my job. It pays well and its important. So I feel kind of bad when I slack off. But I still cover for my coworkers when they're slacking off. And make sure I give others the credit when I help out. And take those breaks, people fought for those.
Yeah I feel this, most of the time I'm having enough fun at my job that my lunch break is something to just get out of the way. I still take those breaks tho
The chad slacker represents all the people stuck in bs jobs, where the only purpose is making some rich asshole richer, and the only reward for hard work is more bs work.
If you have a job where you do something meaningful and get properly rewarded, great, you're right for enjoying that and not wanting to slack. Most of us slackers are jealous
there isn't a finite amount of "work" to do. management will push everyone as hard as they can, and blame the people who aren't working as hard in a form of misdirection. this isn't an intentional tactic; just the inevitable result of a capitalist productivity oriented mindset
32 Comments
nbailey@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 3y
Boss makes a million,
I make a buck.
Steal the catalytic converter,
Off the company truck.
Ludi@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
That's why I'm shitting,
On company time.
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That was a poem from a simpler time
Now boss makes a million, I don't make jack
That's why we riot to seize the means back
FlyboyM@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 44 pts · 3y
Always steal time at your job. It's morally correct.
Anonymousbaba@lemmynsfw.com · 37 pts · 3y
MrMamiya@feddit.de · 35 pts · 3y
Hard worker sees small talk as unnecessary.
Chad chats up management and gets promoted.
sadreality@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
MrMamiya@feddit.de · 4 pts · 3y
It’s like you built your own fence to keep yourself from advancing!
sadreality@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Bluehood380@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 3y
I thought I was just lazy. But no. I am a chad
cribble@feddit.de · 22 pts · 3y
Hmm… I am a mixture of both.
rockerface@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 3y
Every person is a mix of their chad self and their virgin self, and noone is complete without both
cribble@feddit.de · 13 pts · 3y
Wise words
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y
Alright Nietzsche
b3nsn0w@pricefield.org · 19 pts · 3y
so how many of us are browsing from work?
Whitebrow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Probably be a shorter answer if we ask how many aren’t hahah
PFShady@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y
Yo!
oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y
I'm on a 9 week holiday right now.
b3nsn0w@pricefield.org · 2 pts · 3y
holy fuck how
oscar_falke@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y
👨🏫
Telvayn@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
I would guess they’re a teacher or other school staff
atocci@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y
Ayo! I'm ready to go home!
Edit: it worked, office closed an hour and a half early today!
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 3y
I'm WFH, so I've been spending most of my work days playing FFXVI.
smoll_pp_operator@vlemmy.net · 13 pts · 3y
I was hard worker. All I got for it was lifelong chronic pain.
I don't think it's a fair trade.
Kerrangutan@lemmy.one · 11 pts · 3y
Does smoking copious amounts of weed on company time count as being a Chad?
BarrelAgedBoredom@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 3y
Nope. That's gigachad territory. Good employees get high on the clock
Sentinian@lemmy.one · 9 pts · 3y
The real chad just doesn't take a clocked out lunch to begin with
Duchess@yiffit.net · 7 pts · 3y
fuck yeah, you don't owe your employer a damn thing.
Fibby@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
I know most people aren't as lucky but I like my job. It pays well and its important. So I feel kind of bad when I slack off. But I still cover for my coworkers when they're slacking off. And make sure I give others the credit when I help out. And take those breaks, people fought for those.
5redie8@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
Yeah I feel this, most of the time I'm having enough fun at my job that my lunch break is something to just get out of the way. I still take those breaks tho
somePotato@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
The chad slacker represents all the people stuck in bs jobs, where the only purpose is making some rich asshole richer, and the only reward for hard work is more bs work.
If you have a job where you do something meaningful and get properly rewarded, great, you're right for enjoying that and not wanting to slack. Most of us slackers are jealous
yaniv@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Reminds me of the ultimate chad https://youtu.be/j_1lIFRdnhA
z3k3lon@lemmy.pt · 1 pts · 3y
I'm not sure which. Maybe a bit of both.
whoami@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
aluminiumsandworm@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
there isn't a finite amount of "work" to do. management will push everyone as hard as they can, and blame the people who aren't working as hard in a form of misdirection. this isn't an intentional tactic; just the inevitable result of a capitalist productivity oriented mindset