c/stupidanddumb · by bellly@lemm.ee · 2yif you could have one superpower what whould it be? this 50 points · 5 comments · view on lemmy.world
5 Comments
denast@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Imagine your superpower is teleportation but only to a sitting position onto a chair in your field of view.
*throws a chair above a chain link fence*
*it lands upside down*
"Fuck"
bellly@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
Join a circus by doing the thing, to earn money to pay off the crushing medical debt that you only incurred by doing that thing in the first place
It is flawless
Brosplosion@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
"Do caltrop chairs exist?" got added to my search history today
BEZORP@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
Hell yeah watch me tween between sitting and standing without having the stop moving. So much time saved
bellly@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
The best part is that you can use that saved time to tween even more!