c/science_memes · by fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2yascention 322 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
psmgx@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Nah.
I quit grad school and made 250k in California smoking weed everyday. My postdoc buddies are still stuck in publish or perish and teaching in no name European universities.
rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Can you give me a reference? I too want to make $250k by smoking weed
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
Become a Java programmer at a large enterprise
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Oh wow you literally meant smoking weed everyday
psmgx@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Get good at programming systems that mix audio and control stage lighting, speakers, distortion effects, etc.
The move to California.
Inky@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Leaving academia was definitely one of the best choices I ever made for my (physical, mental and financial) health.
I don't regret doing my PhD, but I definitely spent two years too many on the postdoc treadmill.
DoomBot5@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Nah, that's just an integer underflow.
callyral@pawb.social · 18 pts · 2y
-2147483648→+2147483647
IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y
Yet you are still a broke ass fuck. You just found salvation in instant ramen.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 2y
Rudee@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Starting now, can't wait for the eternal pressure and existential dread!