c/asklemmy · by TehBamski@lemmy.world · 2yWhat's your favorite dad joke? 58 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
philo@discuss.online · 53 pts · 2y
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Nemo@midwest.social · 37 pts · 2y
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Why don’t Chryslers have horns?
Because they say DODGE on the front.
iamericandre@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
I took the kids to Disney land, and when we got close the sign said Disney Land left so we turned around and went home
cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Did you hear what happened to the cyber criminal?
She ransomware
OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Badum dum tish
mb_@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
🐑🥁🐍
Aurix@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
There is a community for that here.
frankenswine@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I don't get it
Stiny@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y
Hi don't get it! I'm dad
Coki91@dormi.zone · 15 pts · 2y
Boooo, they said "I" not "I'm"
CosmicApe@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
When driving past a cemetery: Did you know people who live in this town aren't allowed to be burried there?
Why?
Because they're still alive! They're dying to get in though!
Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
I like to tell dad jokes.
Sometimes, he laughs.
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Didn’t have the guts.
Also
Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?
A: Stationery.
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Did you hear about the guy who fell in the well?
He did not see that well.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I spilled Spot remover on my dog and now he's gone 🥺
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y
Geese fly in a vee to save energy. Do you know why one side of the vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on one side.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
My wife didn't believe me when I said I built a car out of spaghetti and meatballs.
She was blown away when I drove pasta.
lvxferre@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y