What's your favorite dad joke?

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18 Comments

philo@discuss.online · 53 pts · 2y

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Nemo@midwest.social · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Why don’t Chryslers have horns?

Because they say DODGE on the front.

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y

I took the kids to Disney land, and when we got close the sign said Disney Land left so we turned around and went home

cooltrainer_frank@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

Did you hear what happened to the cyber criminal?

She ransomware

OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

Badum dum tish

mb_@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

🐑🥁🐍

Aurix@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

There is a community for that here.

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don't get it

Stiny@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hi don't get it! I'm dad

Coki91@dormi.zone · 15 pts · 2y

Boooo, they said "I" not "I'm"

CosmicApe@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y

When driving past a cemetery: Did you know people who live in this town aren't allowed to be burried there?
Why?
Because they're still alive! They're dying to get in though!

Moobythegoldensock@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

I like to tell dad jokes.

Sometimes, he laughs.

TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: Didn’t have the guts.

Also

Q: What do you call a paper airplane that can’t fly?

A: Stationery.

ace_garp@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Did you hear about the guy who fell in the well?

He did not see that well.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I spilled Spot remover on my dog and now he's gone 🥺

Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

Geese fly in a vee to save energy. Do you know why one side of the vee is longer than the other?

There's more geese on one side.

NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

My wife didn't believe me when I said I built a car out of spaghetti and meatballs.

She was blown away when I drove pasta.

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
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