My joke Monopoly "Get out of Jail" free card , my like $0.30 gift cards, business cards of furry artist from the last con I went to and my coupon for a haircut? o_o Why would anyone want my things lol
When I say "everything" I mean it! So hand over your shoes, jacket, that haircut coupon and everything else, except your underwear and socks. I don't want those. And don't tell me, you don't have a phone! It's not working!
Well at least I can walk home kinda clothed. And uhhh no I have a telegraph. Ya. Morse code and such. So yep. Ignore the square in my pocket, that's a tumor I swear.
7 Comments
Spitfire@pawb.social · 7 pts · 3y
Jokes on you, my wallet is empty.
SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
I'm not a yote, but still I take everything else, you have with you, then.
FoxyZac64@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
My joke Monopoly "Get out of Jail" free card , my like $0.30 gift cards, business cards of furry artist from the last con I went to and my coupon for a haircut? o_o Why would anyone want my things lol
SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
When I say "everything" I mean it! So hand over your shoes, jacket, that haircut coupon and everything else, except your underwear and socks. I don't want those. And don't tell me, you don't have a phone! It's not working!
FoxyZac64@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Well at least I can walk home kinda clothed. And uhhh no I have a telegraph. Ya. Morse code and such. So yep. Ignore the square in my pocket, that's a tumor I swear.
SnowFoxx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
Morse code huh? I don't see any telegraph poles around. Guess I'll take your jeans too and check it out by myself. So come on, down with that!
fart@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3y
i don't know if i like the message behind this lol